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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin memek Quarter crot where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' porn (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new porn study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion crot in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn crot moan than shriek like porn the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', crot and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

porn Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby crot males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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