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I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', bokep or memek sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there's sex as performance art, porn and memek bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was porn generally on an occasional basis, porn they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers bokep from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners crot and memek 'manipulation', porn and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




A new study confirms the crot louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education memek comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

bokep As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh bokeh Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you're not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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