The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by porn the bokeh memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I porn wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her memek eyes and porn declared the woman an 'actrice', porn memek or porn sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from memek the ever-liberal bokeh Swedes, porn it all makes bokep scientific crot sense. It porn confirms what most women know bokeh and crot all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she's memek far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all bokep about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokeh and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to bokeh screech like memek a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after bokeh neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokep that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep crot only if bokep you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most bokep bokeh likely reason women were noisy crot during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to crot alert nearby males that bokeh they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.

If bokeh you're a sex bokeh worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, memek then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.


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