The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted porn by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' crot (the delectable memek French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared memek the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, crot according bokep to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes crot scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you memek can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek crot trusts her partner and crot is bokep not fearing for bokep bokeh a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to porn gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing porn The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn so memek they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This memek was the conclusion porn of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic memek decibels were all about manners and bokeh memek 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their bokeh partners crot over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the porn cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, porn porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a porn demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, memek that's what you should be doing.'

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and porn bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate bokeh cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokeh I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best crot sex may just be the quietest.


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