The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer crot to memek perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable bokep French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokep sex bokep worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women crot know and memek all men dread - bokeh the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokeh words, bokep you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there's sex as performance art, crot and bokeh memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently memek sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid bokep super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors crot regularly confessed porn to faking orgasms. It was memek generally porn on an bokeh occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving bokep their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot 'manipulation', memek and crot porn that women were prone to porn what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' bokep in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to memek speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry bokeh of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being memek faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but bokeh can you get a bloomin' move porn on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a crot demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep crot 'As far as I'm crot concerned, crot that's crot what you should be doing.'

bokep Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

porn If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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