The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was bokeh kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I bokep should offer bokep to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new crot study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms porn what most women bokeh know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms memek of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and crot is not fearing for bokeh a bokeh fragile male bokep ego, bokeh she's far more likely to gently sigh bokeh and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my memek Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels memek were all about manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and porn bokeh that women were prone bokep to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was crot like saying: bokeh 'I'm enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound bokeh familiar, porn ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual porn yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, porn that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded memek the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're porn a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.


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