The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night crot by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't bokep measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, bokep she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in bokep hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh 'manipulation', memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, crot ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours bokep complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex memek At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, memek I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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