The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to bokep perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French memek word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an 'actrice', memek or crot sex worker.

Now, crot porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, crot and bokep sex as memek genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they'd explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about memek manners and bokep 'manipulation', bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing bokeh line, porn so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate bokeh cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to bokep advertise. But if you're not, crot then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


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