The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

crot I've long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris's memek Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a memek woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if memek I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an 'actrice', crot or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this memek new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can't measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there's sex as performance art, memek and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts bokeh her partner and memek is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she's far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed bokep to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they'd explain, bokeh so they could make bokeh their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn 'manipulation', bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as 'copulatory vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.




A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot 'I'm enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena memek is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained bokep that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep 'As far as I'm concerned, crot that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, crot Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were crot noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, bokep I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you're not, porn then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.


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